Top 10 Titles of Books About Dogs found on the shelf at Borders:

10. The Other End of the Leash
9. Teach Your Dog to Speak
8. It's Ok to Miss the Bed on the First Jump
7. Animal Reiki
6. Latchkey Dogs
5. Why Do Dogs Drink Out of the Toilet?
4. 101 Salivations
3. Madison Avenue Maxi
2. Bad Dogs Have More Fun
1. Rex and the City

bonus: Amazing Gracie